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Aye, it's long. Basically, the author used the 'about me' section to write a flaming tirade against all other sci-fi/speculative fiction authors. Here are a couple highlights but it really does reward reading the entire thing...
Furthermore, the very dim lightbulb in your head is only bright enough to generate one idea (at most). So if you start out writing stories about Unicorns refighting WW II in outer space, ALL your stories will undoubtedly be about Unicorns refighting WW II in outer space.
Lastly, and most importantly, you lack SELF-AWARENESS. And what do I mean by that? You lack the self-awareness to write stories which are entertaining.
My next book will be: "God's Middle Managers" which will be a drama which takes place in Heaven, and it will be AMAZING.
And from one his book descriptions:
Women have three reproductive chambers, and men have fifteen inch organs of reproduction with expressive faces on them. Two men and two women are required to make a baby, and women have holes in the backs of their heads for receiving another kind of love.