Hybrids / bad mountain bikes / insta wagons / bling rigids - please, i beg, no 700c 😩

HHSB are to track bikes as insta wagons are to adventure rigs. #548

I think it's a mix:

• Adventure bike for the 1x, big knobbly tyres, bikepacking handlebars
  
• FBNPNA for the veneer of practicality while discouraging specific practical things
  
• Dadbike for mostly geared bikes with flat bars used around town
  
• HHS/porn because it's really about showing off