• His hair isn’t naturally like that you know. He frazzles it for the public.

    The tie says a lot. He’s either:
    aware and cba (low conscientiousness); aware and did it on purpose for the wedding ceremony (subversive tendencies); aware and did it on purpose for the public pics (maquiavelian); unaware and too nervous to remember to check (low stress tolerance); unaware and didn’t know to check (incompetent); unaware and his team didn’t check for him (bad at choosing talent); unaware and his team were afraid or embarrassed to tell him (incompetent leader).

    Or he’s just a harmless, lovable goofball who’s head over heels in love!

  • What about the length of his sleeves? That suit is fucking offensive, one of the basic things a Prime Minister should be able to do is wear our traditional dress competently.

    If I were Carrie (apart from putting a mix of fart powder and laxatives in his tea every morning) I’d be worry he doesn’t take the institution of marriage seriously.

  • maquiavelian

    Machiavellian, although I've always thought that calling that kind of behaviour Machiavellian was like calling the creature Frankenstein.

  • Or he’s just a harmless, lovable goofball who’s head over heels in love!

    Fuck. He's basically a ugly chubby Hugh Grant character.

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