Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

The stars on the frets aren’t aligned.

Those ain't stars...

Shame they are not Vonnegut doodle “assterisks” really

Cock warts?

Hmmmm

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The state of that 'pizza' tho. Cold, child-size, slab of bleurgh.

Somebody gave me that slicer as a present, once. Think it was accidentally thrown out with a pizza box not long afterwards.

I have that slicer, looks cool, shit at slicing pizza though. The crank always gets clogged up with molten cheese

...and that costs too many watts?

The Park tools cutter is much better

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Park tools did an April Fool that they were offering it in carbon & titanium and I was fucking raging it was a piss take... look at it!

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I hope the April fool involved getting one made in carbon for the photo.

Ha, if one actually exists it'll be even worse! Or a 3d printed ti version lying in a drawer somewhere as a joke... would actually be quite funny tbh

if one actually exists it'll be even worse!

One actually exists:
https://weightweenies.starbike.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=163499

I’ll bet mine has less flex.
hurhur

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Cut pizza with kitchen scissors you savages.

Leisurely Foodist

I generally make square pizzas (pizza bianca on Friday night), I've taken to using a cleaver which works really well... I did try using kitchen shears, didn't enjoy it...

Then again, I throw loads of fresh rocket on it when it comes out of the oven so that makes it a very scissor unfriendly situation...

I’m the guy with the Sub Pop shirt.

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Trapped in a world that has never seemed made for them...

A-fucking-men!

A-fucking-men...

fixed

That's not generation X as a Roman numeral.

That's impressive - is there anything weight weenies cannot offer?!

You're Paul Whitehouse?

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