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Bagged shit tree decorations are a mystery on an epic scale.
It's not that much of a mystery if you get into the mind of the lazy/anti-social/inconsiderate cunt:-
If people can get away with not even picking up after their dog = dog shit left on the ground
If they're guilted into picking it up (by someone witnessing their dog shitting) they'll bag it up, carry it for as short a time as possible and then dump it = dog shit bag on the ground
If they're a little bit less cunty then the dog shit bag gets hung up on a handy nearby tree, that way they feel a little better about themselves that someone won't tread on it = dog shit bag on a tree or fence
If they carry it as far as the dog shit bin then putting it in the bin requires touching the dog shit bin, so many people just dump it at the base of the bin = dog shit bag right next to the bin
Greenbank-
I was a dog walker for 6 years going out three times a day usually and while I can see your reasoning I just don’t believe that many people get shamed into bagging it up. The number of times I saw a ‘plop n run’ was vastly out weighed by the number of soft land mines and Crapmass decorations and I never once saw a live hanging.
Kernowdreamer
Bagged shit tree decorations are a mystery on an epic scale. There’s lots of kooky, weird stuff in this world but it’s about the only thing I experience that makes me think I’m living in a simulation.