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@dancing james
Wasps. I have a legitimate fear as I am very allergic to them. Quietly sitting on my turbo doing VO2max workout and one of the little fuckers bombs past. This causes me to shriek, jump off biek and run/slide/stumble across the polished concrete floor of my garage in sidi disco slippers with speed play cleats. Leaving phone, tablet etc in the garage. A neighbour gave me a spare beekeeping outfit for when I need to destroy wasp nests, but it’s cunningly stored in the garage, and dealing with a deadly stinging thing while only wearing Lycra bib shorts is not my idea of a fair battle.
tldr wasps are cunts leaving mamil scared and mincing around unable to defend himself.