I hate

I mix half rolled, half cut for maximum benefits, then pour on bourbon and red bull for a healthy morning pick me up, sprinkle a bit of coke on top for tough mornings.

Heat can affect things like vit C but are not likely to significantly affect fibre levels... Not to disparage benefits of intact grains, but given how much more of a pain they are to prepare, if processed oats make people eat them instead of cereal, probs a good thing imo.

Last word from me on this (yeahrite) but my prep is to throw 2 servings into the rice cooker at night, set timer for morning joy.

Oh, and I hate when people don’t signal their intentions in traffic.

rice cooker

Oh fuck, not this again.

Still

Still enjoying very much... Handful of frozen berries in with the oats plus almond milk, then another little slurp of milk and some honey to serve... Yum...

Oat circle-jerk appreciation society thread>>>>>>

Back to the bile and vitriol please!

Turning my phone camera on which unexpectedly opens a view of the near side camera, revealing that I do indeed look worse than I feel. Must be yesterday's bout with hayfever 🙄

Phones have near side cameras now?

Have I phrased it incorrectly?
Didn't know what the proper name was for the screen side camera 🤷🏽‍♂️

Edit: yes I have, seems like someone clever has made cameras for trucks that give them a view of what's alongside them. Why don't all trucks have this!?

Front camera / rear camera are the common terms

Yeah I threw myself off contemplating which camera was the front one when it's the one on the back of the phone that does the bulk of the work. Overthinking

Currently they're optional extras, but it would make sense for them to be standard equipment. One more thing for me to look at in my cab, well positioned mirrors are nearly as good, been driving a hgv for 20 years, I'm quite proud of my lack of squished cyclist record.

Seagulls. First morning of a week in Cornwall and I was woken at 5.20.

The noisy bastards are legion.

some absolute melt at google rebranding old st roundabout

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Around here we have 10 digit numbers and today already I’ve gotten 3 robocalls using the same first 6 digits of mine.
I block every one, but at this rate they could go all year without using the same fucking number twice.

The name sadly doesn’t recognise the rich heritage of addicts being stretchered out of the public toilets in the station on an almost hourly basis in the early 2000s.

You wanna share the dream you godda pay da price buddy! Newlyn, 3:30 today.

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Saw one take a cornet out of a kid’s hand in St Ives yesterday and it was good entertainment to be honest. We’re cool.

They’re magnificent birds in fairness but there’s too many of them and they’ve been ruined by idiots.

Zero fucks....

https://www.instagram.com/p/COHry0GpYTI/?igshid=1wocmn6ytv02b

Surfin bird

dirty dirty music

Amaze, feels like sitting behind a mate on a long blustery headwind.

Pesky Seagulls, unfair generalisation that the whole family Laridae are tarred (and feathered?) with the same brush.