Flat Earthers and what to do with them

In that case the earth must open up to reveal a drinks cabinet.

https://thedailyshunt.com/2020/04/16/flat-earthers-fear-2m-social-distancing-could-push-some-people-over-the-edge/

NASA must be in on this.

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they've only went and done it

Then why is the bubble round and not flat?

Looks pretty flat at the top. Just saying.

Well, you know, it's a bubble. Bubbles are round. The Earth, being flat, is not a bubble. In fact, bubbles prove that the Earth is flat, because if it were round, the bubbles would all be curved like beans as they followed the Earth's curvature. Obviously, beans are not proof that the Earth is round, because they don't follow the curvature of the Earth. Got that?

Bean-shaped Earth is real!

Then why is the bubble round and not flat?

Because the apprentice hasn't been sent to ask for a new bubble.

I'm in a flat in Folkestone, with a sea view and a telescope.

I am literally watching a ship disappear over the horizon. The massive "M S C" letters on the side of the ship are gradually becoming obscured, from the bottom up. Out of interest, how would a Flat Earther attempt to refute these observations?

Massive magnets bending the light

You're a lying cunt.

Was that at me or mashton or both?

Some optical illusion like the floating ships a few weeks ago.

Yeah, I suppose so. Obviously forget that EVERY SINGLE FUCKING SHIP DOES IT.

Makes me angry just thinking about it.

I'm in a flat Earth in Folkestone

Fixed that for you.

Probably sailed off the edge of the disk.

Or it sank. Myriad of reasons really

I'm in a 'flat' in Folkestone

This indicates you're adopting 'their' terminology.

A flat in Folkestone? That's tantamount to a cell in the Scrubs. There is no escape, as the torpedoed ship attempting flight proves.

Both and everyone else.

I'm in a flat in Folkestone, with a sea view and a telescope.

I am literally watching a ship disappear over the horizon. The massive "M S C" letters on the side of the ship are gradually becoming obscured, from the bottom up. Out of interest, how would a Flat Earther attempt to refute these observations?

We didn't evolve to use telescopes, just our eyes. When you use a telescope, something funny happens because the lens is curved and the illusion arises that the Earth isn't flat, even though everybody knows that it is.

It’s called the sinking ship effect, there’s a few perfectly reasonable explanations for it, none of which relate to the lies about the earth having a curved surface. I’ll let you read the science for yourself.

https://wiki.tfes.org/Sinking_Ship_Effect

A flat in Folkestone? That's tantamount to a cell in the Scrubs.

You're out of date old man. It's awesome here.

https://wiki.tfes.org/Sinking_Ship_Effec­t

The absolute lengths these twats go to.

That entire page is summarised by:

"It doesn't always happen precisely the same way so it can't be a real effect, but when it does happen it is because of this true effect, that sometimes doesn't work, in which case it is due to this other true effect, which also sometimes doesn't work, in which case it is because of yet another true effect. Mostly."

Sailors have known forever that the earth is flat. That’s why the Mercator map was so revolutionary, it allows ships to plot a course in a straight line using the earths flatness.