Settle an argument for me

I also heard some people don't look at the toilet paper after wiping. How do you then know when to stop wiping? How do blind people know when to stop?

Sniff.

I know.

So how do you check if you are bleeding/blood?

If this thread has taught me anything, you should be comfortable showing your spouse the shitty/not shitty paper

I can’t believe his thread is called ‘settle an argument’

Patrician choice is what I like to call the Ski Sunday, lean forwards on haunches, arse hovering above the seat and reach back, gives a little extra spreadage and all the room for access you need

How many thousands of years of human evolution have gone by, and yet we're still figuring out how to clean our arses

I see what you did there, very good. To the point it made me laugh and wish rep was still here.

we're not figuring it out, some people are doing it wrong.

This is the hottest LFGSS debate since Pie vs Crumble

Ha I'm pleased to hear another forumer's child is also doing the 'take off all your clothes to shit'.

Have we done the 'use your hands to wipe the water off yourself after a shower before the towel' thing yet?

I think the standers have a bit of crumble.

Im definatly a hand squeegy remove the water 1st

Well, what started as a bit of voyeurism descended into a heated debate. There was name calling and all sorts

Yes bruv! Stander/Crumble alliance

The ban hammer needs some serious swinging through this thread of freaks.

Firstly do you sit or stand?

Just had my first ever sit down wipe.

Pics or it never happened....or maybe not.

Have we done the 'use your hands to wipe the water off yourself after a shower before the towel' thing yet?

the what thing sorry

I have mate who swears by wiping his arse with toilet roll after a shower - "you'll be surprised at what you get" apparently. I assume not related to this?

Yeah not quite understanding that one unless it's to get off excess whilst still stood in the shower so you don't completely soak the floor when you get out

I do that. There is even a device you can buy called a body flick I think which is a sort body squeegee

I have to wring my hair out before I grab a towel, now that it's longer than shoulder length

I don't body squeegee though