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• #7627
You're getting it!
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• #7628
A fortune teller told myself I'd suffer a devastating heartbreak myself in 15 years time. So I've just got myself a puppy to cheer myself up. You're getting it!
Not sure I quite agree with the most recent addition, but let's run with it
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• #7629
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• #7630
I myself went to a fortune teller who told myself that I myself will suffer a devastating heartbreak myself in 15 years time. Oh my I said to myself that is upsetting and I myself am disheartened by the news I myself just heard why my very own ears myself. So I myself just got myself a puppy to cheer myself up. You're getting it!
Not sure I quite agree myself with the most recent addition, but let's run with it
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• #7631
A cashier friend of mine is having trouble letting some bananas out of the store.
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• #7632
Does anyone know if it's possible to have a skin graft taken from a buttock to donate to someone who isn't a relative?
Arse skin for a friend.
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• #7633
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• #7634
The first rule of mime club is, you do not talk about mime club.
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• #7635
The first rule of mime club is
*exaggerated closing of mouth, zipping motion in front of mouth, pretends to lock tiny lock at side of mouth and throw away key, points and wags finger*
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• #7636
I used to be really good with Roman numerals, but I've forgotten how to write 1,1000,51,6,500.
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• #7637
I heard a rumour that they were going to ban Roman numerals.
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• #7638
Not on my watch!
The entire debate on this is on the Horology thread.
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• #7640
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus.
"Don't you mean a martini?", the barman says.
"If I had've wanted a double, I'd have asked for one!"
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• #7641
Why is there so much hate around the Roman numbering system?
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• #7642
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• #7643
I’m terrified of the vertical axis
Therapist: Why?
Aaaaaaaaaaagh
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• #7644
House round the corner from me has like a joke of the month in its window for some reason, I quite like this month’s
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• #7645
Parents with inquisitive children under 5 will recognise that feeling.
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• #7646
I'm going to a meeting at the nudist camp tonight
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• #7647
A friend of mine has just been swindled by a nudist
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• #7648
I used to date an air stewardess from Helsinki.
I dropped her off at work one day and she just vanished into Finnair...
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• #7650
Nice!
A fortune teller told myself I'd suffer a devastating heartbreak myself in 15 years time. So I've just got myself a puppy to cheer myself up.