Gravel / Gravé / Gnarmac / Groad / ATB

^ Look what you fuckers have done. Bought into the marketing hype about riding off road, shunned cx bikes for gravel bikes, didn’t like the fact it was a bit bumpy and gave you a sore gooch and hands, so compensated for your lack of HTFU and bought 650b wheels with 50 mm tyres and flared drops. This is the natural consequence. Twats.

Strong Oury-grips-on- track-drops vibe there

My god those bars cannot be unseen

look like they've been left too close to a radiator

Yeah those are shocking.

Straight to the sea

I'm going to start a new cycling club for millennials; the Not Too Rough Stuff Fellowship.

@maj can you make us stickers that say this? I would display with pride.

Just ordered, can’t wait.

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this is ahistorical, the market was going this anyway, this is actually the natural evolution of people wanting stiffer and stiffer bikes which come with 100mm slammed stems that "look like the pros", that ride like shit for anyone who doesn't do epo from the age of 15

35mm clamp
TA
flatmount
oversized steerer

someone help me budget compliance my vertebrae are dying

if people just rode 60mm +10deg stems and had a nice compliant fork with some flex, lowered their saddle a tad so they could throw it back over the rough stuff, they wouldn't need this spaceship bar

the racing and performance lobby, yet again holding humanity back

This moaning about bikes and components that people choose to spend their money on is getting tiring.

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you cant escape that easily with your 3t exploro, everyone is answerable, IMPEACH SCOBLE

the Not Too Rough Stuff Fellowship.

But where are you going to take them? The National Cycle Network?

Meh. That cost me 300 quid, is fun and doesn’t work

Careful what you wish for. If we get rid of the moaning, all that's left on this forum is people bragging about their watch collection.

First you're anti-pine nuts and now this?

IMPEACH SCOBLE

I need this as a sticker

dming you an invoice

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And would therefore be a perfect complement to the Lauf fork

Would go well with that melted Pinarello Grevil

Needs moar Scoblebricks

would pay for patch production.

compensated for your lack of HTFU and bought 650b wheels with 50 mm tyres and flared drops

This thread should have ended here

but the production stickers has quite a large carbon footprint and may in all likelihood be responsible for the ensuing extinction of three species of gnat from the face of the planet.
A much more eco friendly option would be individually hand painted recycled paper, using locally sourced organic natural dyes applied with the chewed reeds, and affixed with shellac