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No-one does ghastly like the US. I went to some very strange houses of colleagues when I lived there.
It's a shame that most US real estate sites don't do floor plans. You never get to see just how much empty space there is in these kinds of houses (and you'd need a lot to store all of that Christmas tat, and all that golf equipment).
Most of them have a hallway/foyer bigger than my entire 3 bed flat.
(Deep gym envy though.)
This looks... something... https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1-Rivers-Edge-Dr-Colts-Neck-NJ-07722/39230937_zpid/