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The more I think about the actual argument here it's full of holes. Your willy presumably got washed when you first appeared on the planet and has been washed a pretty considerable amount since then.
Washing a record once after its been pressed and then occasionally depending on use seems very much like the norm for washing any part of the body including a willy.
I'm with you on washing it every time you play with it though, that does seem unnecessary.
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I’ve found that most of the noise on vinyl is caused by crap in the grooves, cleaning helps no end.
Or to put it another way, it’s like having special times with your loved one with tissue paper stuck in your willy.
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@Skülly
I literally couldn’t be arsed with all this.
Cleaning vinyl seems like wiping your knob after pissing. Once things are bit worn out, you still get the problem whatever you do.
I now embrace my pissy willy.