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jonuxuk
Might’ve been posted before.
A boss takes his two employees on a walk in the countryside. An hour in, they find a discarded lamp by the footpath. The boss picks it up and cleans it off. Out flies a genie, who tells them they each get two wishes.
The boss starts talking but his two employees interrupt.
Employee 1- I want a billion dollars and my own island in the Caribbean with a luxury mansion!
Employee 2- I want a billion dollars too, and my own chateau with a vineyard in France!
The genie grants their wishes and poof, they disappear in a cloud of smoke.
Genie- And for you?
Boss- I want their billion dollars and I want them both back in the office on Monday.