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  • Howard: I'd like to buy this house please for £1.xM
    EA: Sure, offer accepted
    Vendor: BTW it's been badly affected by subsidence and underpinned but I'm only telling you now that you've incurred costs
    Howard: You need to make an allowance for that - buildings insurance is £1,200 year
    EA: £3k or we offer it to another interested party / buyer
    Howard: We'll think about it runs off to find another house, finds house, makes offer, offer accepted
    EA: What do you think
    Howard: Fuck you
    EA: they will go to the other buyer
    Howard: OK hun, also: fuck you
    EA: Howard, turns out the other buyer won't be qualified until January and surprise, vendor doesn't want an empty period property over winter. What would it take, £10k?
    Howard: £100k

  • buildings insurance is £1,200 year

    Also, google 'should I buy an underpinned property?'

    I polled a load of people - answers were 'no' to 'maybe'. So it's going to be a PITA to sell at the end.

    It's a bit circular - they are blighted because people think they are blighted and that isn't going to change easily.

    FWIW from a technical perspective if the job was done well it makes the place 'better' than stock. Trouble is you never can tell exactly what was done on the day and to what level of quality.

    I spent a lot of time understanding the analysis and design documentation for the work that was done* and took advice from people who know what they are doing - in theory it should have been good, but the shitty attitude of the EA and the Seller combined with the potential for the same trouble when selling put me off.

    * old school typed reports and hand drawn specifications. Amazin.

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