Terraced too, Jesus. After living in London I honestly don't think I could take having a neighbour (barring the noisy sheep out the back that double as occasional lawnmowers) again.
You got an ETA for moving over yet? (Haven't been following the thread that closely lately!)
https://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/56285403
Add another £50k to your record there, boss