Jokes / Joke du jour!

It's had mixed reviews......

I tossed the ball for you to hit some time back.

tossed the ball for you to hit some time back.

Just realised this. Apologies.

@nefarious the original joke is simply

Recent study suggests 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't happy

No problem. We got there in the end.

Having looked at the original one I posted; I think "Only one of them is Happy" might work better. I dunno.

Not one of them is Happy? Or maybe it's just not the greatest joke. 6/7.

The world tongue twister champion has just been arrested.
I hear they’re going to give him a really tough sentence.

I knew a guy who got jailed for over-using commas. He got a really long sentence.

just Amazoned it

To be honest Sneezy should probably be the outcast.
(Yes I know sneezing is not a Covid symptom)

This is much cleaner. Bravo.

Let’s ask the important question here, the one that everyone is trying to avoid. How many are unhappy?

Are you happy?

I’m not a dwarf so it’s hardly relevant. There’s an elephant in the room. For the love of God doesn’t anyone care about the dwarves?

oesn’t anyone care about the dwarves?

Some people do too much

Not a joke (sorry), I just want to thank you all for the Western thread; proper LOLz and like all of us, I really needed the laughs x

Hello, Best Western Westmeston; how can I help you?'

Still laughing at this.

It reminds me of what must be an awful job: telephone receptionist at JoJo Maman Bebe.

Can you imagine answering the phone and saying: Hello, JoJo Maman Bebe, how can I help you? All day long. Over and over and over again. It would kill me.

I don't know what any of these places are

Baby equipment shop I think.

Nelaii used to work for them.

I used to work for the company that maintained their phone system.

#csb

There are several pubs called 'Nobody Inn', presumably to provide a framework on which to construct telephone-answering humour.

Somebody I know tried to get his house name changed to "Your Mum's House" with Royal Mail. They refused on the basis it contravened their decency policy.

Ok sir we can send those for you, what's your address?

Your Mum's House...

Sheffield has a pub called "The Office", presumably as a readymade excuse for drinkers fielding calls from their spouses.

A book about grammar?
For me?
You shouldn’t of!

I lol'd.