Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

just because

Isn’t that just some 14/15 yo school kid’s fixie? Finding it hard to be too harsh about it.

If it was some wannabe Danny Foffa figure I’d be all over it, however.

are similar slicks that aren't thickslicks cool ?

Is it the vape in the background?

Nope, it's because it was posted in porn, it doesn't belong there. It doesn't belong here either (apart from the shit tyres).

the universe has been rebalanced

Really? I hope Tester was allowed to do it, not the technically incompetent God....

first photo. otherwise could be a sweet deal for someone!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercian-Super-Vigorelli-Reynolds-953-Oversize-Tube-Bike-Bicycle-Frame-and-Forks/324272170442?hash=item4b8020a5ca:g:NrsAAOSw8LlfRDZp

could be a sweet deal for someone!

For someone who wants a track frame which has been butchered by an axe-wielding maniac

Yeah I saw that. I thought it was a good deal initially before seeing the butchered brake bridge...

technically incompetent God

I understand the first two words in this phrase, but the the anagram of dog is foreign to me

Rong thread

You do realise that insomniac dyslexic agnostics lay awake wondering if there is a dog?

that must be ruff on them

And writing Christmas lists to Satan?

maybe a re post , but its sooo minging.

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At least he listens, I got my toasting fork!

This has got photoshop written all over it

That looks like a Sean Conway bike, not to my taste but certainly stood out when I saw him on one irl. I'd say idiosyncratic rather than anti.

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It is his bike , its the bottles and saddle that kill it for me.

Also having just checked his insta he has wrapped the handlebars in garden twine and added leather bottle cages to complete the look.

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I wonder how many people that have those Pedal Strokes stickers know the Big Black “Songs About Fucking” reference.

Oh dear!

It's like it's been made by Thornton's.

Looks like it’s been ridden through a trough of anti-theft paste

Frame colours look like some of the recent Tarmacs...