I hate

People who respond to a short numbered list of questions with a sentence that only partially addresses the questions!

Never sure if they're lazy, fucking stupid, or evasive.

Fwuw I use "forum" in product searches to try and get to some real reviews.

Good shout, cheers.

Yellow, Brown, Green, Blue, Pink, Black. Easy!

Green before Brown

Southend is the Monaco of the Thames, don't you know?

Just to go back to the "holibobs" hate, I accidentally taught the phrase to my colleagues and they mangled it and it's now referred to as "holibonkers".

"holibonkers"

From this moment forward, I'm going to use this every chance I get...

Actual LOL. Strong work hats.

that has to have been a Sun headline at some point.

Brits go HOLIBONKERS in CORPHEW.

I went on my holibobs and get holibonked and did holiblowjobs. Says Holly Bobber of Bobbington.

Pun crew in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

Green before Brown

I probably should have been the one to point that out, shouldn't I?

7 hours out there so far.

I'm impressed. Maybe they're on their holibonkers.

Dennis Taylor

He is doing my head in too.
A few times he has said "guaranteed century" or "guaranteed clearance here" and not happened, I think his guarantee counts for very little.

For the snooker commentary haterz:

https://doersino.github.io/snooker-commentary-generator/

Where do you work? Shanghai Swingers?

If only. I work for a UK company but I'm one of only 4 british people in the shanghai office, so I am trying to teach people as much awful british english as possible.

I was watching some snooker on Sunday night in the company of a group of refs, one of whom is a proper cockney wide boy (and a TV ref).

Two choice quotes:

'kin hell he's played for the fucking Watford!
That green pocket's like Jordan's minge.

Love it #wrongthread

I don't understand either of those.

Watford gap and a former glamour model.

(I assume)

Random bit of knowledge....

Curious about its origins, I Googled minge. Turns out it's also the Romanian word for ball.

Is it pronounced the same way in Romanian?

Yep, Watford Gap and the fact that Jordan's minge is easy to get into.