Two unintentional funnies my soon to be ex-wife said yesterday and today.
I mentioned a twat at work who was driving me back to the workshop. He wanted to pop home to get his mask so he could go shopping. I said that we hadn't got time and I'd give him a mask. He said "Oh no, it's a Stormtrooper mask, the shopkeeper loves it".
My wife said " Is he living on a different planet?"
Today there was a strange noise outside. She said " That's sound like a young goat."
"Oh no , it's a kid"
Two unintentional funnies my soon to be ex-wife said yesterday and today.
I mentioned a twat at work who was driving me back to the workshop. He wanted to pop home to get his mask so he could go shopping. I said that we hadn't got time and I'd give him a mask. He said "Oh no, it's a Stormtrooper mask, the shopkeeper loves it".
My wife said " Is he living on a different planet?"
Today there was a strange noise outside. She said " That's sound like a young goat."
"Oh no , it's a kid"