Why are Aussies so Awesome?

I'd rather budget for him taking the maximum, then arrange for after that - then there's no implicit pressure to cut it short.

Colleague took 6 weeks at birth (late last year) then a further 6 months later this year. Varies a lot by organisation.

Exactly, it could be 12 months + 12 months https://www.fairwork.gov.au/leave/maternity-and-parental-leave

Are you going to budget for him taking 2 years off? No, that's idiotic, you'd ask them how long they're taking off.

That made me cry 😢

I don’t think now’s the time to be starting a war with Aus

It's basically a Tim Tam.

Let battle commence...

I think I prefer TimTams...

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Good that you're taking one for the team.

It's a tough job, etc...

Penguins are shite, I can only imagine Timothy Tamothy are also shite.

I did my bit by evaluating a whole bag of Thai lime and chilli flavour bag of Kettle chips from Woolies, combined with Carlton Zero. Recommended combo.

I can't stand Carlton Zero, too sweet for me... Cooper's Ultra Light over here! I've also been snacking on Messy Monkeys cheese bites...

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Coopers?

Boags ftw!

Fuck me that coffee dude is insufferable.

Lori hates him, I used to but I've grown to quite like him...

Verdict?

I remember Penguins tasting much better when I was a kid, Tim Tams are way tastier (in an A-B group test scenario)... A Penguin just tastes like a generic chocolate covered biscuit...

Life's a bitch...

Tim Tams have always been better. Penguins tasted better when you were a kid because everything else when you were a kid was also made of dog shit, Penguins were just chocolate coated dog shit.

https://youtu.be/a-sWFZyVXFo

Have @BRM and Luc Longley ever been seen in the same room?

https://twitter.com/AustralianStory/status/1424551454975488005

he is a freo boy. I've got a pic of me and him together when i was a lad. I'll try and find it.

I like that Australia was so pissed he was missed from "The Last Dance" they made their own one just for him.

Ha, yeah. I was surprised he didn't get a mention.

Australia was so pissed

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2021/dec/03/risky-levels-australia-is-the-drunkest-country-in-the-world-new-survey-finds

You can take the boy out of the country...