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• #14227
Rear. The messy little shit leaves partially consumed plates of food in her room. Once we've run out of dinner plates some appear in the dishwasher. They have enough dried spaghetti or rice welded to the surface to feed a family of four for a week.
I really can't wait for her and her mother to fuck off out off my house into the other house that I'm having to fund.
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• #14228
Yes hun, I am alright.
u ok tho?
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• #14229
Yes indeed.
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• #14230
"I don't know who needs to hear this but...."
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• #14231
Any copy like this:
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• #14232
Small talk / chit chat with borderine strangers*
(*Aka work colleagues)
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• #14233
Any copy like this
See also fruit juice that talks to you
"Hello. Are you on your lunch?"
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• #14234
blech...
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• #14235
Yes I think Innocent smoothies pioneered this approach about 10 years ago. And it was probably amusingly different once...
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• #14236
indeed, it started with innocent who did it considerably better. Please shake. May separate. But Mummy still loves Daddy...
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• #14237
I hate small talk as well; and fake nice people!
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• #14238
Being sick, got another cold... 😷🤒🤧
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• #14239
"compulsory fun" work events, which mean you have to fit 8 hours work into 5 hours so you can spend the rest of the afternoon having people throw balls at you and listening to colleagues complain about the lack of fruit on pizzas.
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• #14240
Also, fruit on pizzas.
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• #14241
Pineapple is a (very very occasional) guilty pleasure.... But peach? Mango? Durian?????? GTFO.
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• #14242
fruit on pizzas
Tomato?
(pedantic) trollolololooollllololo...
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• #14243
Peach😮😮😮😮😮
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• #14244
I do make pear, blue cheese, Mozzarella honey and walnut pizza
I’d consider something similar but with peach, basil and almond
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• #14245
Thank you for the kind invitation to dinner, I apologise that I am washing my hair that night.
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• #14246
You were a drunken bore last time anyway.
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• #14247
It was the only way I could put up with the company and the pizza.
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• #14248
Offering very lightly used parts in impeccable condition on here at 50% off the best online price and being told that's not what I was expecting
I sometimes wonder what sort of pricing people are expecting.
Same type of people who will bargain for 10x PMs then when you finally give up and practically donate the parts, they hit you with Could you post btw, I am not in London
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• #14249
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• #14250
Mozzarella honey ?
Bees fed exclusively on Italian cheese?
Wish I hadn’t clicked that link (clinked?)