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  • i think my hearing's shat so I h9 it when my wife starts muttering three rooms away while I'm cooking in the kitchen with 6 noisy devices going full blast and then thinks she's started a conversation.

    barely audible muttering
    -pause-
    barely audible muttering
    -pause-
    -pause-
    MIIIIIIKE?!?!!?!!!!
    WHAT?!
    barely audible muttering repeated

  • Yep, you probably need to visit a natural beauty spot to check it for yourself though.

  • I got a hearing test to settle a similar argument. I’ve been in bands since I was 15 so it was a sensible thing to do.

    The test results showed that I had excellent hearing and was advised to return when I was 40. 40 passed by long before the test.

    I only waved the excellent hearing results around for a couple of weeks

  • A classic. Another favourite is someone asking me a question, me asking them to repeat it and then asking it at exactly the same volume, getting annoyed that I still can't hear.

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