• How the fuck am I meant to plan anything? You can't expect people to organise holidays with a few days' notice. Or open your bar/shop/office/whatever.

    Omnishambles

    1. Make optimistic promises at short notice to try and make people happy
    2. Make the businesses unhappy, as they either have to scramble to reopen with no guidance or hold off and risk losing both government support and customer loyalty
    3. Roll back the promises, making a lot of punters unhappy
    4. Do something pointless as a distraction
    5. Go to step 1
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