I hate

There's this one, but not Jamie Oliver's

https://youtu.be/59j-a86YU9M

I almost regret not ending my Transit Camper at a track day.

I bet you'd have got decent value for money - time on the track rather than distance travelled.

Your camper looked good. A mate of mine had a brother who kitesurfed 20 years a go or so, and he got his old Leyland Daf 3.5t camper when we were about 18 or so. Loads of fun

I'd still be going around, it was defo built for comfort over speed.

I still miss it. That first summer was great weather and every weekend we regretted selling it, especially once we realised baby would've been fine in it too if I slept on the leaky side.

I think I'd go for similar again over anything vw, although prices for all were on the up even without the dub premium last time I looked, but I haven't checked since covid so there may be a few going cheaper now.

I hate School Proms you've watched too many American Tv series.

And I hate "Graduation" photos from Primary School and Nursery.

anyone that says "wow factor".

wood chipper. feet first.

People wearing face masks seemingly aware of a recent event,but then reaching past you In shops you hand feel every cucumber you we’re just looking at

The fact that I bought a new snazzy leather chair last week for WFH and thanks to the heat my thighs are now sticking to it. It's gross.

snazzy

You are my septuagenarian mother, AICMFP

Old age ; parents in pain and distress, having to deal with a disjointed care system, cleaning up my mum , it is all fucking shit.

Apologies if that is a bit heavy for the thread, needed a vent.

it is all fucking shit

And then some.

We went through it for 4 years with the mother-in-law.

We will likely go through it with my mother too.

I / we / they are all privileged to have a good source of funds, but even then it's hard. I can't imagine ho difficult it is without.

AICMFP

It's got contrast stitching. If that isn't snazzy and I don't know what is.

You're not alone. Heading that way with my Mum sadly.

Sub in 'jazzy' or 'swish' for extra retiree chic.

Sympathies, been there......keep fighting

Contact lenses

They wont go in

Then once in, they wont come out

Company, by email: Howard, would your recommend us to others? We'd love your feedback.
Howard: No. You are awful, you score a zero, I'd actively dissuade others from using you
Company: INTERNAL SERVER ERROR
Howard: Screenshot and reply to email, your feedback form doesn't work
Company: We don't monitor this email address and your response will not be read

I have found evening/night rides an efficient way to make a contact lens come out when I didn't want it to.

Same cunts that say “wellness” and “mouthfeel”.

I've never been able to get the fuckers in. Would be really useful for cycling when it's piss wet. Rain covered glasses don't offer much visibility.

"Your password is incorrect/too short"

I haven't finished typing it out yet you dick end....

I remember when I first got contacts many years ago, I'd spend about 30 minutes putting them in. Now, just 25 years later, I'm at the point where I can put them in one-handed in about 2 seconds.

shonky ux right there. it happens when validation doesn't happen OnFocusLost.

blame the developers.

I've got a choice between gas permeable lenses or toric lenses.

The former feel, unsurprisingly, like grit in my eyes and despite trying them for over a month I just couldn't get used to them. The latter seem three times bigger than my actual eye, getting them in way trickier than a normal sized contact lens.

I've worn glasses for all my waking hours for the last 30 years. I'd love to be shot of them but, barring corneal grafts and a shit load of luck (I'd probably still need glasses after that) it's all I've got.

I just hope I haven't passed down mildly fucked eyes to progeny.

Ah yes, I had gas permeable briefly many years ago. They weren't comfy.