Build a bike around a saddle?

I recently noticed that this limited edition Charge Spoon in dazzlecam is a thing.

I love it but it wouldn't work on any of my bikes.

Having, allegedly, once built a road bike around a pair of shoes, what should I build around this?

Ideas welcome. No guarantee that I will build anything at all.

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I'm getting this vibe.

Yes, strong first suggestion.

What about a Condor Pista:

I had two, one snapped, one got nicked. I loved them both.

Would need @hoops or @privatepatterson .

I remember the night it got nicked. Sad face

https://www.lfgss.com/comments/15328020/

How about this for a nice military theme?

Too small. Too patriotic.

I remember the night it got nicked. Sad face

Actually that was the incredibly short lived Pista Classico. Cunts lifted it over a street sign. TNRC awards night in Hoxton.

My second Pista got nicked when I left it leaning against the house, behind a hedge, and went on holiday.

Bellend.

Would need @hoops or @privatepatterson

Kerchoiiiiiiiing

I mean, you could just find a good frame and have a respray done around the saddle maybe. OR find Adrian and buy this off him:

http://www.donhoubicycles.com/adrians-dazzle-xcr-road/

I have my old Pista frameset in the shed. The LONDONLONDONLONDON PISTAPISTAPISTAPISTA livery. Bought from Ved maaaaany years ago so should be the right size. Bit rough on the outside. You could go and get it redone in a complimentary paintjob of your choice.

Now we are talking!

Saddle ordered.

Front wheel?

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looks like this:

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Ha!

Stem:

https://www.totalcycling.com/en/Deda-Zero-1-Road-Handlebar-Stem---Black/m-17746.aspx

you'll need a pair of these:https://www.beastybike.co.uk/chaussettes/2480-11543-pacific-co-dazzle-camo-cycling-socks.html

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I have a white rear aerospoke in the shed. You should buy it.