Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/bik/d/silver-spring-spicer-singlespeed/7120408311.html

Spotted in the wild this afternoon. It's even worse IRL.

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Looks like a very un-terrifying motorcycle gang. All sorts of 'brands' represented?!

I think they were shooting a video for Mate. Obstructing the whole path and preventing other people from going about their lawful business. The cunts.

Thule hairstyle fits right into this thread.

@handtightenonly are you involved in this?

I hope you have a good excuse like 'my Uzi jammed' for the continuing existence of these oxygen thieves?

very loud vomiting noises

Damn I didn't see that yet, thats incredibly fugly! What were they thinking

Without Moncler's involvement this might have JUST scraped out of anti

But having an "influencer" aboard would sling it right back in

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You want to buy a bork?

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You'd be all over it if it were Japanese and tagged #minivelo

Does it look to you like Mr Manbun has 2 right feet?

I didn’t know that was a thing... I do now... Thanks I hate it

Spotted on the bay https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Aventon-Road-and-Track-bike-Size-XL-NEVER-BEEN-USED-MIDNIGHT-BLUE-/363005728338

Does it barspin?

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Action shot of it being hit with the ugly stick

Poor Panasonic :(

Would ride 10/10

The most offensive thing is the brooks and matching tape.

edit: and the mudguards.

edit edit: it's gross, sorry

That’s why I like it!

I like that. Except the stem and saddle. And brifter position. Oh and that cage is an eyesore too.