Jokes / Joke du jour!

Alternative punch line: I hope you get it.

Additional alternative punchline: but it's an inside joke

The laughter is infectious.

Won't see a lot of smiles though..

To kill a French Vampire you need to drive a baguette through its heart.
Sounds easy, but the process is painstaking

Hahahah!

I went to the music shop and asked the owner if I could see their littlest oboe, he said "maybe tomorrow"

Niche Canadian Lassie wannabe.

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Want to see an antelope?

Look, she's coming down the ladder to her boyfriend's car.

strong

I might apply for a job at the mirror factory.
I could see myself working there.

Stolen 😊

I'd be careful, a friend of mine suffered from a lot of bad luck after a workplace accident there.

That sort of health and safety incident reflects badly on a company of this type.

You're right, they should take a long, hard look at themselves.

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini, the bartender asks, 'Olive or twist?'

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Went in the barbers and asked them to cut my hair like Tom Cruise so they asked me to sit on a cushion.

Ha!

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Needs rep!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To pose for a photo holding a bible

Victoria's Secret has called in the administrators

The firm will probably

er ahem

go bust

I got that from a news brief - ing