Chat about Novel Coronavirus - 2019-nCoV - COVID-19

Couldn't imagine them using the 5pm briefing to announce a sacking or an enquiry tbh

Boris Johnson gaslights the nation.

https://twitter.com/RogerQuimbly/status/1264588058877362178?s=19

Even Trump sacked Bannon, Johnson doesn't have anything without Cummings hand up his arse. For Johnson, a lack of Cummings is clearly existential.

Lost contact with reality in the bunker

Oof, the questions are going to be fun...

Weak as fuck. Lockdowns over then - I’m driving out to mums tomorrow for “childcare help” on a sunny day

Penny in Hampshire >>>>>>>>

^ on any other day, people would've cared Penny.

Honestly this response after the “oh we didn’t see the emails” on the EU ventilator program

Who’s Jenny?

Is Simon the scientist filibustering?

Oh Kate, you had one question.

Fucking hell what’s going on here, this is insane. Definite filibustering, Boris will be off for weeks after this.

I don’t believe Kate is real.

Next up Dom from Durham

Will they let the guardian or mirror ask a question?

Convenient.

Oh noes none of the media audio works!

I wonder how inconvenient it was that we couldn't get the audio on that first question.

What’s wrong with Peston?

Has he even asked a fucking question?

Also, him proffering 'don't know' as an answer on the DC question, ridiculous.

Absolutely shocking answer to Gary Gibbon.

“We are beating this thing."
said Janitorson.
That thing that comes under the collective banner of moral responsibility, integrity, honesty or giving a shit I suppose.

Preston is such a waste of space.