When you were partying, I studied #buying. When you were having premarital sex, I mastered eBay. While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity, I cultivated Instagram influence. And now that you need a new rear light, you have the audacity to come to me for help.
When you were partying, I studied #buying. When you were having premarital sex, I mastered eBay. While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity, I cultivated Instagram influence. And now that you need a new rear light, you have the audacity to come to me for help.