• Fuck this shit, there's now going to be loads of coverage of his bouncing baby now instead of the thousands of dead.

    He should be on paternity leave for a few weeks now then, straight after being off sick, but do we think that's going to happen?

    Also, I thought fathers aren't allowed to go to hospital at the moment? More special treatment for Boris?

  • He should be on paternity leave for a few weeks now then

    He's taking it later in the year. I assume in the difficult bit up to Brexit, but he'll be in the day after to arrive at parliament in a Mini Cooper, waving a flag or something.

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