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fingers crossed for you mate
If this sniffle takes my life, avenge me.
In all seriousness, I've read a lot about how fever and cough isn't a symptom for a fair proportion of infected people. Crazy how hard this virus is to diagnose and isolate. I've also heard several doctors saying "if you're snotty, it's not coronavirus". I'm not so sure this is true.
This virus is very adept at what it does.
Stonehedge-
Symptoms to watch for:
Fever
Cough
Shortness of breathnot:
snotty
headache
paranoia
itchy cock
inflammed sense of self-importance
power button on the tv remote never works first time
window licking
hearing 'why does it always rain on me' at least three times per day -
if you're snotty, it's not coronavirus
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I'm snotty and I have coronavirus.
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I've also heard several doctors saying "if you're snotty, it's not coronavirus". I'm not so sure this is true.
Seeing as @russmeyer has been tested positive and is snotty, obviously not.
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if you're snotty, it's not coronavirus
So the resident otter chap is going to be ok
hippy
russmeyer
Fox
dancing james
except all men!
@Stonehedge fingers crossed for you mate -
Still chortling at people's ignorance and selfishness around here. Mrs Pasty friends (one of who lives with elderly in-laws, one of which has cancer) messaging that there's no-way lock down is keeping their kids away from Mini-Pasty. "Erm, it will actually"