• I love when people you work with have a trait that so defines them it gets appended to their name.

    Extra points for alliteration.

    We have a Stupid Dave and a Mumble Monster Michael. There is also a much less pc one which I won’t repeat here.

  • Forklift driver on a building site I worked on was Dave Orangecock. Favourite pastimes eating Wotsits and watching porn.

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