We had a "Cunty Dave" and I also knew a "Crazy Dave"
Not a name combination, but one of my favourite workplace nicknames was "Filth Wizard" which is the moniker we gave to a guy who looked a bit like a wizard and who never washed his hands after going for a piss
We also had a "Pissy Socks" who worked in the same dept as Filth Wizard - he used to take his shoes off when he got into the office and walk about in his socks, including bathroom trips
We had a "Cunty Dave" and I also knew a "Crazy Dave"
Not a name combination, but one of my favourite workplace nicknames was "Filth Wizard" which is the moniker we gave to a guy who looked a bit like a wizard and who never washed his hands after going for a piss
We also had a "Pissy Socks" who worked in the same dept as Filth Wizard - he used to take his shoes off when he got into the office and walk about in his socks, including bathroom trips