Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

Our classics teacher was the dad of a boy in my year/form. In Greece we dared him to max out the speedo past 160km/hr on the minibus - took him four attempts as the first three we nearly crashed. Dared him to overtake on the mountain road up to Delphi, lost a wheel off the unpaved area on the side of the road and a hub cap went flying off. He got a bollocking from the head of languages for overtaking his minibus too. Oh and he shredded a tyre U-turning over exposed roadworks. He often supervised girls’ sports lessons. He was ‘asked to leave’ after years of complaints.

Another teacher was called Mr (Chris) Hunt, and left after a year of torment.

One of the crazy butch ex-army type Biology teachers pumped out his own blood for one of our experiments in class.

I was responsible for at least two teachers nearly having breakdowns, too easily manipulated into being the class clown. Felt so bad I apologised to both. One of the oooold history teachers had complaints against her cos books came back reeking of cigarettes. She had the huskiest cough I’d ever heard.

Watched a kid’s nose explode with blood after a stray cricket ball. He turned out to be a dick anyway.

One guy brought in hash brownies one day and all the boys who ate them ended up missing class from being sick. I had to say to the teacher it must have been food at lunch. That same guy got kicked out a year later for offering his French exchange person a joint, who untypical of French kids freaked out and reported him.

One of the few overtly gay guys stole a minibus and took it for a joyride and returned it undamaged, got a short suspension. Seemed to act like a badass after.

Had to cover for someone after the fad of ‘bush jumping’ - jumping out the class window into the bushes outside - when he gashed his forearm wide open.

Man I fucking hated school.