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Howard
@CYOA
RIP the new life form that evolved from some leftover turkey soup in a stock pot my wife hid in a cupboard because she didn't want there to be clutter when someone came round. In December.
I took it outside and created a hazmat tent out of a number of bin bags, taped bin bags to my hands, wore bin bag trousers, it remains the worst thing I've subjected any of my senses to. The whole fucking house stinks now. My neighbours walked past when the hazmat tent was up with this unholy smell coming from within along with me wretching. Expecting a visit from the police shortly.