Why are Aussies so Awesome?

They did a live show over here recently I think. I need to watch this from the start.

Pretty funny that it was a Scottish Virgin Media call centre bloke that put me onto it..

Don't watch this til you've watched Choomah Island 3... It's masterful... Pretty much every bloke (of a certain type) in Australia... The whole wearing hi-viz down the pub on a weekend had me in stitches... 😂😂😂

https://youtu.be/fG-qwtbyKqA

I know man, definitely funny coz it's true things.

Cashies mate, cashies...

anyone going to aus soon?

What a brilliant gesture from Warney..
#doffscap

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Sitting in the departure lounge at Heathrow....

Throw your clothes in the bin on arrival, fill suitcase with Cherry Ripes, board next return flight.

I need to cash in on my consignment of black market smoke masks first

It’s like trafficking Levi 501s to Moscow in 1985

argh!

What's cookin'?

just trying to swerve paying customs

Like that car thread guy? Could you bring over a gear box then post it to me in Bulgaria? Yeah, sure thing, champ...

Neil must be coming over soon, no? @Dammit

i'm talking about a watch, you fanny

x

It’s Friday night here in Sydney on last day of my hols. Been tattooed, been to a protest and seen a fight outside a pub. It’s only 8.20pm. This place does not disappoint...

Flights delayed so if it’s a watch you can buy in terminal 4... :-)

Us smart ones try and start our fights early so we can get a good spot in the cells.

Ooooh, that watch! Nice... I'll keep my ear to the ground...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LK36n8Ut2bE

I'm flying to Sydney on the 20th of Feb (is the current plan).

We're going to Sydney in March. I have just ordered some facemasks, not for the smoke but because we are spending a few days in Hong Kong on the way. Staying with nephew. It seemed like a good idea at the time we booked.

Make sure you wear a yellow helmet and a black tshirt, cops love that shit.

Chap I'm meant to be training in Australia has just told me his wife might produce their new child in the time frame that I'm there. What's the paternity leave period? If it's a few weeks I might push the sessions back by three weeks. If it's three months I may as well stick to the current time and YOLO.

Ask the guy you're training. It's up to him how much he takes, if any.