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It's been a while since I heard this story but from memory they were on the tube before he realised the urgency of his impending bowel movement and sprinted off the train at the station without saying goodbye to look for a toilet.
He made it as far as the ticket office before filling his shoes so she didn't see what happened. As far as I remember, he gave her an honest explanation why he bolted. They didn't see each other again.
Stonehedge-
Heh. That’s marvellous. Not quite the same, but I once took a woman out on a date, we had a couple of drinks and went for a curry. We were the last couple in the restaurant and maybe we were a bit silly and the staff wanted us out, but they gave me the hottest jalfrezei on the planet. We parted and I barely made it back home before blowing my hole out. Close call, that.
jj72
Oh wow. I misread that. That’s amazing. How scary was she?