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It's been a while since I heard this story but from memory they were on the tube before he realised the urgency of his impending bowel movement and sprinted off the train at the station without saying goodbye to look for a toilet.
He made it as far as the ticket office before filling his shoes so she didn't see what happened. As far as I remember, he gave her an honest explanation why he bolted. They didn't see each other again.
Stonehedge
Nah, the guy who shat himself was on the date.