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jj72 in reply to @Alf0nse

I’ve shit myself at Monument, that was close enough

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Stonehedge in reply to @jj72

My friend Lex shat himself at Monument and he was only about 25 at the time.

He had to ring his flatmate Dan who picked him up in his car with a bin bag on the seat.

The best bit about this story is that Lex was on a first date when it happened.

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chez_jay in reply to @Stonehedge

Something about Bank... Monument... column (architectural)... column (newspaper)... Lex (Financial Times column)... Bank

Needs more work.
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jj72 in reply to @Stonehedge

How do you approach that with your new date? “You’ll have to excuse me, my flat mate has just shit his pants” ??

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