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  • On the train to Reading this morning a guy sat next to me, pulled a picture of his wife out of his pocket and showed it to me "She's beautiful isn't she?"
    I said "If you think she's beautiful you should see my wife!"
    "Is she a stunner?" He asked
    "No, she's an optician"

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