I hate

Defining it may be. Left on my plate? Always!

yeah its fucking rank.

see also: oreo filling.

An creme egg filling.
(I realise this is a contentious one, but it coats my teeth and gives me a mild panic like there’s some gelatinous alien life form forcing its way in to my body via my oesophagus)

This. If you can’t handle the jelly then fuck off to sausage roll town.

Hmm I like to remove a single outer of two Oreos, and squish together the remainder to create a double-filled one. I am aware you can also buy these.

we have strayed too far from God's light.

I do the same but with pork pie jelly in place of the Oreo filling.

Lack of jelly is what makes most veggie pork pies dry and a bit crap.

Headlines like:
'after working in recruitment for 20 years I'll refuse to look at a resume that has this common section"

Just put the section in the title and call it a tweet.

This. If you can’t handle the jelly then fuck off to sausage roll town.

So much this.

Democracy

That’s a tough one, you should put it to the vote.

I've never been a fan of pork pie jelly since @Alf0nse 's uncle told us he used to put the jelly in pork pies. In a private room with a collection of grumble mags. Obviously it was a joke. And made us laugh at the time as kids. But the mental imagary still haunts me. Guess that's why I'd generally fuck off to sausage roll town.

I really want a pork pie now.

He does the ones with pickle too

I've got a pile of jelly if you want jazz up a sausage roll

Controversial: when the pie is warm, it's best.

Not controversial at all, add a bit of brown sauce on the side.

You flirt

Democracy

FPTP FTFY

Guilty. It just strikes me as patronising too. I don't need reminding to go and vote. EDIT: @Wrongcog has it spot on.

Notice half the "go and vote!" posters of the last week are now ranting about how people are too thick to vote the way they wanted them to. Ever stop to wonder that patronising, insulting and dismissing people who don't share your political affiliations might have had something to do with the mess we're in now?

Meh.

Also, warm pork pie is gross!

Pie cold. With pickle.

Sausage roll warm. With brown sauce.

Damn, i'm hungry now.

I'm a Labour party member who voted green in a safe tory seat, in case anyone thinks i'm in any way siding with the blues. I'm not happy at the outcome. Nor was a remotely surprised. I just have no truck with the wailing and gnashing and throwing insults about. Onwards to a decent labour leader and building a credible opposition as quickly as possible I say.

Hot pork pie, peas and gravy. Yorkshire style. Now you're talking.