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@Quincy
Hopefully not a repost but it made me chuckle amidst a stressful day:
Three men die on Christmas Eve and are greeted by St Peter at the gates of heaven, who says 'Welcome chaps. Before you enter Heaven, you must show me something that represents Christmas.'
The first man fishes out his lighter and says 'Here's a Christmas candle'. St Peter let's him pass.
The second man jingles his keys and declares 'Hear my sleigh bells'. St Peter let's him pass.
The third man pulls out a thong and bra from his pocket. St Peter asks quizzically 'How does these items represent Christmas my good man?'.
The man exclaims 'They're Carols'