I hate

This is admittedly not great though.

https://youtu.be/dB3dEH_ERSg

Cyclists in the middle of London with 21460000 lumens lights, one on helmet, one bar mounted, on highest illumination and actively aimed in everyone's faces.

Turn it down you selfish twunt, you're not in the wilds racing the TCR, we can see you, dickhead. Fucksakes. *Rubs eyes*

I had some interchangable cycling specs and the yellow lenses were crap. Put me off the concept but I guess there's good and bad ones.

But it is the stun gun for moronic pedestrians, most stop when dazzled

;-)

Haha, i mean i'm on board with the ped-rabbit stunning. V effective.

Just not the blinding burning of my retinas bit

Had come to London to meet up with some Swiss friends and go clubbing. Not having drunk or taken drugs for years it didn’t occur to me to mention UK drug laws.

One of my friends had half a pill in his pocket, Swiss laws are pretty lax around personal use. Security found the half in his pocket and all three of us were denied entry due to guilt by association. So a colossal waste in terms of our travel, tickets to the party etc.

However we had a fun evening chatting at the air bnb apartment we had booked for the night.

I am still a little stunned but also amused that I got away with so much misbehaviour for years in nightclubs and got busted by proxy now.

This Elf on the shelf shit.

I assume it has come from America. Enough said.

They come from the North Pole.

When you’re stretching out your pizza dough for a lovely homemade pizza and you suddenly realise you’ve run out of pineapple.

TV programs about mistakes in movies!

Won't rise to it.

it's this kind of base humour that I hate

Cunts on Facebook reminding me to vote like they’re the only one who’s noticed there’s an election on and realise how grown up and important it is. Fuck. Off!

Don't forget to vote tho, yeah?

I know, right?! You would have thought the 100% turn out at the last election would have shut these twats up.

I guarantee the turnout was not affected by any of the smug cunts on my FB timeline

On. The. Button!

'I don't care who you vote for, just go out and vote and don't squander a right that many people have sacrificed their lives for (oh btw here's a picture of me outside the polling station, you should like how socially concsious I am, go on hit the like button)'

I'll be posting a 'dog at the polling station' shot later

Heh, yep.

That's basically how people use the internet all the time, isn't it? Telling everyone who'll listen what they're about to do, what they're currently doing and what they just did. Why is it suddenly extra tiresome when it's about something important?

Are you seriously saying people shouldn't be enthusiastic about voting in case it comes across as virtue signalling or something? Fuck me, what a bunch of cynical old cunts you lot are!

Yodelling into an echo chamber when you’ve got a few hundred ‘friends’ while acting as though your plucky reminder will swing affect is at base level patronising. It just does seem pointlessly plucky yes. Soz for being an old cynic but it feels smug sometimes.

The jelly in a pork pie.

It is a defining part of a pork pie.

Eat a different pie if you don’t like it.