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I'm posting this with a heavy heart..
As much as I love cycling, cycling gear and everything that comes with it...it is taking up too much of my time. I am struggling to keep up with the everyday basics of cleaning and cooking and maintaining my home, so something has to give. I will be getting rid of my collection.
Below is a list of what's available. Serious inquiries only, and please don't insult me with low offers.

Thanks for reading and understanding...

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1. Dustpan and broom
   
2. Sponges
   
3. Toilet spray
   
4. Mop (I’ll keep the bucket)
   
5. Window cleaner
   
6. Vacuum
   
7. Dishwashing liquid
   
8. Laundry detergent
   
9. Fabric softener
   
10. Laundry baskets
    
11. Toilet brush
    
12. Cleaning sprays
    
    

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