Royalty

suck it up queeny and watch out for those tiny wandering hands

they deserve each other

it's time for her to roll out prince phillip for classic offensive comments about trump and the americans

Thought Philip was 'entertaining' Melania?
We'll soon find out is she really likes (really) older men.

not a mention of eugenie and the huge bill for the tax payer

whogenie?

Eugenics.

Eugackman?

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dear god they're breeding
another lizard expected

Bang on schedule isn't it - a triumphant display of post Brexit sovereignty.

At least it'll be a little, light-skinned, brown lizard with ginger hair - like Malcolm X.

Fair play to her, I say.

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lol

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-45861683

Busy few days for the Royal correspondants

https://www.currentaffairs.org/2018/12/against-monarchies

From Twitter

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https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/aug/12/nigel-farage-prince-harry-meghan-markle-overweight-queen-mother-cpac-brexit

talking of car crashes, farage might want to avoid parisian tunnels for a while, you don't talk about the queen mum like that and get away with it

Lawyer: Hey, Prince Andrew, tell us all about being a massive paedo.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/aug/19/prince-andrew-urged-to-tell-all-he-knows-about-jeffrey-epstein

Why did nobody think of this approach before? He's probably really frustrated just sat there waiting for the opportunity to spill the beans.

Some days it feels like “Meghan Markle” is an elaborate ruse, constructed in order to troll the angry gnomes of the Mail Online comments section. 10/10, can’t wait for the next episode.

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prince andrew seemed to be patron of a proportionally large number of childrens charities, much like jimmy saville

As if it wasn't already obvious that the royal family is a fucking disgrace. How are these lecherous parasites still allowed to exist?

proportionally large

Do you mean disproportionally large?

Andrew stepping back from public duties.

I assume we’ll still be funding his lifestyle during this ‘difficult time’?

I've got a feeling that there is more dirt to come. The interview was a poorly misjudged attempt to head it off and that this stepping back from public duties is a last ditch attempt at the royal family collectively sticking their fingers in their ears, shouting "LALALALA we can't hear you" and hoping it will all go away.