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  • That joke is part of a trifecta;

    My wife told me I was wasting my time trying to build a bicycle out of spaghetti.
    You should have seen her face when I rode Pasta.

    Eventually my wife left me due to my pasta obsession. She said I was perverted. I’m feeling cannelloni right now.

    After I sought help I thought we could make a new start. You’d think she’d be able to forgive a fusilli mistakes...

  • Ok, I've had (nearly) a bottle of wine but I think independently of that I'd be wiping tears as I read those out loud

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