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  • moving on to a lower level of joke...

    My mum bet me I couldn't make a car out of pasta.

    You should've seen her face when I drove pasta.

  • That joke is part of a trifecta;

    My wife told me I was wasting my time trying to build a bicycle out of spaghetti.
    You should have seen her face when I rode Pasta.

    Eventually my wife left me due to my pasta obsession. She said I was perverted. I’m feeling cannelloni right now.

    After I sought help I thought we could make a new start. You’d think she’d be able to forgive a fusilli mistakes...

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