EU referendum, brexit and the aftermath

I was drunk almost the entire time, as it happens, but somehow that never led to self anal-lactics.

Most people that age are very up their own arse and don't need a bottle for company.

What on earth were you guys getting up to when you were sixteen if you weren't putting milk bottles up your arses?

Not putting milk bottles up my arse for one.

Vomiting in kettles and then turning them on.

Putting Deep Heat on people's faces after they'd passed out and waiting for them to rub it in.