• Relax everyone, Scottish Secretary Alister Jack - presumably wearing “Keep Calm & Carry On” y-fronts under his tweed breeks - has got this:

    “I don’t subscribe to this theory that very much different is going to happen. I think the ports will all continue to flow much as they do now, to be honest. The idea that suddenly we’re not going to get medicines in, or all these other ridiculous scaremongering stories – I can’t see why.”

  • Obviously not even believing his own government's briefing or the head of Dover (experts >>) who forecast losing £1bn a week. Twat.

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